Yesterday, flabby bald darts cunt, Ted Hankey, got knocked out of the BDO semi-finals, complaining about the air conditioning. Well he should try playing a game in our office then. Although I doubt he would; he’d only start complaining about the laminated flooring, or the poofy wallpaper in the gents’ toilets or something. And the four flights of stairs would kill him for sure. We do have a darts board though.
After the defeat, he announced his departure from the BDO, which undoubtedly means he’ll be swapping leagues and playing for Barry Hearn’s PDC next season. “The Count” would then have the opportunity to change his nickname, possibly to “Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo”, or simply, “The Cunt”.
Having a look through Google Analytics yesterday, I noticed that someone had found this blog from searching on The Sun’s Website for “Ted Hankey Tattoo” : http://www.thesun.co.uk/search/searchAction.do%3bjsessionid=6789EE16292065AE3C858E9AC8B04D8E?query=ted+hankey+tattoo&pubName=sol&view=internal&sortBy=relevance&offset=3
Well, I hope they like what they found!
Here’s a picture of Ted Hankey getting a tattoo, which can be found here. It’s a tattoo of the Bride of Dracula, which he got at Pyscho Tattoos in Kinmel Bay. A classy tattoo for a classy bloke. Imaginatively, the article is called “Darts champion Ted Hankey gets tattoo in Kinmel Bay“, so it’s a very rare combination where you get to see high quality journalism, sublime art, and top-notch sport – all rolled in to one.
Hopefully someone will find this website via The Sun website again soon, this time searching for “flabby bald darts cunt Ted Hankey”.