Secret Garden Party 2011

I’m dying to go to The Secret Garden Party 2011 next weekend. I’ve booked annual leave and everything. The only problem is that it’s been sold out for ages and I don’t have a ticket. Tickets are available on ebay, but they’re not cheap.

I was hoping to get cheap tickets from a mate, but I don’t think that’s going to happen now. I simply must go. I would steal to go, I would kill to go. What should I do?

I was planning on going with my mate Gennaro, and trying to jump the  fence – but he can’t go now. Should I just buy an over-priced, ridiculously expensive ticket on ebay and go without food (and more importantly, drink and cigarettes) for the next month?

I’ve never been to it before, but I’ve heard only good things about it – best UK music festival, non-commercial, total drugs binge etcetera.

Advice needed please!!!