The Pussy Cat Song

I like cats, me. I also like innuendo, but I’ve always found the phrase “pussy” to be a bit crass. That’s why I tend to say “minge” instead.

This song, however, is all about “pussy” and is genuinely very funny. It’s called The Pussy Cat Song and was written by Bob and Tom. Although I have no idea who they are.

I found it while I was googling for “minge”. (Actually, this is a lie; I heard it being played at the cinema why I was waiting to see Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! by John Waters).