Been too busy to blog lately. Mainly because I’ve been spending long hours at work, and long hours at the pub. Not very interesting I’ll admit, but I did go to the launch of Skyn condoms a few weeks ago, posing as a journalist from Breaking Travel News. It was at Shoreditch House and very swanky it was too.
I also went to see a band called Bo Ningen at The Macbeth in Hoxton. Crazy music, and crazy-looking band. It was a fun night and the place was ram-packed with Japanese (my grandad would have thrown a fit).
I’ve also made a new friend at the pub – an ex-bank robber and convicted criminal called Ken the Magic. We smoke crack together.
Last but not least, I’m re-doing my website. Watch this space.
The main point of this post, however, is to raise some cash. I’m very skint at the moment. Seriously skint. Having just re-read Dandy in The Underworld by Sebastian Horsely, I briefly considered becoming a rent-boy – but that way leads to madness. Besides which, I’d starve to death.
Anyway, I have the following items up for grabs:
4 tickets for the Olympics. 2 tickets for a day of track and field, and 2 tickets for the semi finals of the boxing
2 Roland Garros paintings. Genuine collectors items, these. Go for quite a bit at auctions. Don’t ask where I got them from
A Ben Sherman shirt and jumper (never been worn and a bit too smart for the likes of me)
A silver rotary wristwatch – mint condition
A gold sovereign ring (I was born in Peckham and used to be a plastic gangster of sorts)
A Mesh Matrix dual-core Desktop PC with a flat screen
2 air guns. Actually, they’re replica guns – illegal to buy in the shops these days. Handy for committing muggings, rapes, bookie robberies etcetera
A small crate of absinthe. Not the shit that you can buy in pubs over here, this is imported Hungarian stuff – it’s 75% proof and will knock your head off. You’ll see spiders bursting out of the chimney and dead people in the bath.
A ton of American Region 1 Troma DVDs
Email me if you’re interested in any of the above. I really do need the money, thanks!