Happy Easter (Cliff Richards is Satan)

April 25th, 2011

I thought I should do a blog post about Easter, as today it’s – like – Easter! I’m not religious in any way (except maybe for keeping my hair...

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Swedes in Soho

April 18th, 2011

Last Friday was a brilliant and spontaneous night; full of fun and full of excitment. I met my friend Paul after work, and we had a couple of pints...

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Pigeon Shit and Franko B

March 31st, 2011

Today was National Cleavage Day in the UK, and I must be honest, I’m a bit disappointed with the outcome. Seriously, I didn’t see a decent pair all day...

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Wanna Be in My Gang?

March 23rd, 2011

When you get a tattoo done – it can be a bit like entering into a brotherhood or a secret society. Sometimes you’ll see someone – a stranger –...

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Betcha

March 19th, 2011

I went into a bookies yesterday and put a bet on a horse. It was the first time I’d done this and it was like one of those rights...

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Joana and The Wolf – KOKO Gig

March 13th, 2011

Went to see Joana and The Wolf at KOKO last night. I thought it was a really good show – the best I’ve seen yet. Sadly I didn’t take...

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List Mania 2: Porno Titles

March 7th, 2011

Following on from Last Monday’s List Mania, here is my list of imaginary porno titles. The only rules were 1. They had to be made up 2. They had...

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Gazza Glitter

February 21st, 2011

True story this. One evening after work a few months ago, I was relaxing in the flat, Gary Glitter’s Rock ‘n’ Roll Part III pumping out on the stereo....

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Everybody Needs Good Neighbours…

February 19th, 2011

I’ve been at my new flat for a year and a half now (so I guess I should stop calling it the “new flat”) – but even so –...

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Dulcet Tones

February 18th, 2011

If you’re fed up with your life, and really depressed – to the extent where you’ve lost all hope for the future – you could try calling the Samaritans....

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Valentine’s Day 2011

February 14th, 2011

My favourite day of the year, this. I’m lying; it’s not and the girls at work having been getting on my nerves all day, making a big deal of...

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Old Sites, Old Friends… New Starts

February 12th, 2011

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, I made a website. I also used to write and draw stuff, until I got lazy and stopped, and...

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Over 30 (update)

February 11th, 2011

I really didn’t want to be 30  (as most of you already know from me moaning on this very blog). And now the dreaded date is out of the...

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A Short Blog About Moustaches (again)

February 5th, 2011

I’ll be coding though the night later, so I thought I’d knock out a quick blog post before I get started. Last night I went out and had lots...

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Animal House

February 3rd, 2011

One of my favourite films of all time, that. Anyway, I’d really like to get a pet. Been thinking about it for ages – I know I really shouldn’t;...

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Retweeted by the Sodomy Bot

January 27th, 2011

On Sunday night I got retweeted by The Sodomy Bot. It was totally unexpected and it really cheered me up. In fact I texted several of my friends just...

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Can I Have a "P" Please, Bob?

January 26th, 2011

There’s nothing like a good pub quiz to make you realise just how stupid you are. I went along to the Other Space London yesterday to see a photo...

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Dating Porn Stars

January 19th, 2011

I don’t want to sound like some really heavy, negative-vibe merchant, but this week hasn’t been a good one. I’m glad to say, though, that this is not the...

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The Rhythm is Gonna Get You!

January 19th, 2011

I felt a bit despondent tonight so I got rid of my Facebook account. That means I’ll get a lot less hits on this blog, but fuck it! I...

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Adventures in Dogstar

January 12th, 2011

Last weekend was a good one. Met up my friend Paul on Friday, and we went on a small opub crawl of what seemed like the worst pubs in...

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Midget Roundup 2010

January 4th, 2011

Here’s my midget roundup for 2010. PLEASE NOTE – I do not condone the actual rounding up of midgets (even if they start hanging round the streets in gangs)....

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Horoscopes… (Horror Scope?)

December 31st, 2010

I don’t usually bother with horoscopes as I think they’re nonsense. But that’s only because I’m a Capricorn and we’re very skeptical… Had a look in a horoscope book...

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30 Years Old – And Still Not Dead!

December 30th, 2010

I got some more pants for my birthday. I also got this fantastic card from Paul Shinn. I’ve been pestering him to do a picture of me riding on...

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Behold! The Gary Glitter Twitter Bot

December 30th, 2010

It’s alive… PLEASE NOTE – The Gary Glitter Twitter Bot was developed as a joke. I am not a nonce, I do not run paedofile rings. Now, onto the...

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The Thunderbolt

December 22nd, 2010

Got stood up twice in one day today! Well sort of. I was meant to be meeting an old friend this evening but then she cancelled at lunchtime. Then...

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Sometimes Texts Rock My Socks!

December 18th, 2010

When I was younger, I used to love getting texts – but these days if I receive one out of the blue, it is usually about work. Every so...

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No Pants!

December 12th, 2010

Confession time! I don’t have a washing machine as there’s not enough room in my kitchen (it’s the size of a shoe box). There is, however, a communal washing...

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Bad Day at The Office

November 30th, 2010

It’s snowing in London at the moment and it’s also bloody freezing. Needless to say I have no heating or hot water in my flat. In fact, yesterday was...

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Nicolas Cage Losing His Shit

November 25th, 2010

Someone sent this to me at work – it’s really really funny – well watching to the end.

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I Was Attacked by an Irish Wolfhound

November 25th, 2010

Not had much time to post any decent blogs this week, but I’ve got plenty lined up in the bag… Anyway, this will tie up a couple of old...

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Tom’s Darts Roundup

November 16th, 2010

As the Grand Slam of darts is on ITV4 this week, I thought I’d do a quick roundup. Not of the tournament results mind you, but of my favourite...

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Terry Alderton – World Travel Awards Gig

November 8th, 2010

Not blogged much last week as I’ve been really busy at work. Not had a day off in 2 weeks and I’ve been doing really long days too. The...

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I Worked in Shit Street!

October 24th, 2010

My office used to be based at Laystall Street in Clerkenwell. I really liked the area – nice local vibe, good pubs, tasty food, and thew bus ride was...

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Dog Bites and Full Moon

October 22nd, 2010

Last Saturday morning I was bitten by a dog! I had to get up early and go into work on a cold misty morning, so I wasn’t in a...

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(un)Lucky Fortune Bamboo

October 17th, 2010

Fortune bamboo is very easy to grow, very hardy and requires almost no care and attention; it just needs to stand in 8cm of water – out of direct...

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Tom Fogarty moustache - 12 weeks

How To Grow a Handlebar Moustache

September 27th, 2010

Follow these handy tips and you, too, can grow your very own handlebar moustache *. And I should know because I am an expert in the field. (*might not...

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Time To Get Fit

September 19th, 2010

Decided to get myself in shape. Actually I’m already pretty healthy (I’m the kind of person who goes up the stairs instead of taking the lift, and walks up...

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Tom Fogarty - Finger Tattoo

What’s In a Name?

September 5th, 2010

I’m not an ego-surfer in particular, but recently I have  been entering my name into Google rather a lot. Not out of vanity, but instead to see how highly...

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If you don’t stop that you’ll go blind

September 5th, 2010

Went to get my eyes tested at Vision Express yesterday and it reminded me of a story that happened to me a few years ago. I’ve actually told it...

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5 Minutes In The Life of An Idiot

September 2nd, 2010

Decided to have a bath in the afternoon yesterday – I’m on annual leave – and why not? I got into the bath and sat down, then realised I...

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Highgate Cemetery (with pictures)

August 28th, 2010

Went to Highgate Cemetery today, as I thought it’s be an interesting place to check out and also a good place to take some photos. Unfortunately it ended up...

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Tom Fogarty - Finger Tattoo

Moustache Project Week 13: Fin

March 21st, 2010

Game Over… Although I do now have this replacement… Viva la ‘tache!

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Tom Fogarty moustache - 12 weeks

Moustache – 12 weeks old

March 14th, 2010

Very pleased with this – I’ve trimmed it a little bit along the way, but this is basically 12 weeks of growth. The only problem now is that I...

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Tom Fogarty Moustache - week 6

Moustache – 6 weeks

February 7th, 2010

I was meant to shave the ‘tache after 6 weeks, but didn’t.  So this is 6 weeks of facial hair growth… posted one week late. And I still haven’t...

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Tom Fogarty Moustache - week 5

Moustache – 5 Weeks

January 24th, 2010

Moustache progress after 5 weeks of growth (I trimmed it a bit this week too).  Only one week left until I shave it – pity; I’m starting to like...

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Tom Fogarty Moustache - 3 weeks

Moustaches Are Cool

January 17th, 2010

I was bored over Xmas, so inspired by the film Bronson, I decided to grow a moustache. According to ehow it takes a minimum of 6 weeks to grow...

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Tom Fogarty Tattoos 2010

I Went To Prison and All I Got Was This Lousy Tattoo…

December 31st, 2009

Having signed up to every social networking site possible in order to shamelessly plug my websites, I thought maybe some hot male nudity might help… Actually, I’ve been arsing...

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