Cactus News 2
Someone very special to me is going through a really rotten time at the moment, so I’m posting this as a stupid attempt to cheer them up.
A while back by cactus grew some bastard mushrooms on it – as mentioned previously.
Well I’m now glad to report that the mushrooms have gone and it’s started to flower!
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