"Tom Blogarty" is scatalogical, humorous, and geeky. He likes to swear - a lot - and tends to rant (especially when drunk). #jokingnotjoking

An Ode to Camberwell

April 18th, 2019

This month has been quite busy. Not busy enough to be of any use, however, as I found myself struggling to muster up a topic for this month’s blog...

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Young People are Idiots

March 26th, 2019

It’s a well known fact that young people are stupid. Idiots, in fact. And when I say “young people”, I mean anyone under the age of 35. You don’t...

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Tom Fog’s Doom & Gloom News

February 9th, 2019

January is always a long, slow month, and this January seems to have lasted for longer than most. This does not seem to have gone unnoticed elsewhere online, with...

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Tom’s Alternative New Year’s Resolutions 2019

January 12th, 2019

A couple of weeks back in early January, I laid down my plans for some new year’s resolutions I intend to follow throughout 2019 (and maybe beyond, depending on...

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New Year’s Resolutions 2019

January 5th, 2019

I didn’t bother setting myself any new year’s resolutions last year, mainly because I thought I’d achieved enough and could do with a rest. How can you improve on...

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2018 in Review

December 26th, 2018

This won’t be a particularly funny post (if at all), mainly because 2018 has been quite a good year for me. Comedy is just bad stuff that happens to...

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Paul Shinn Draws!

December 15th, 2018

I will take a departure from my usual themes in this post; instead of moaning, ranting and generally taking the piss, I will be be focussing on the artist...

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RIP Chas Hodges (and Stan Lee)

November 25th, 2018

On 22nd September the world lost a musical legend; Chas Hodges of cockney duo Chas & Dave fame, sadly passed away. One of the all-time greats, Chas’ songwriting talents...

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List Mania 12: November Retox

November 6th, 2018

As an antidote to last month’s Stoptober malarkie, here’s an itinerary I’ve devised for you to follow during November. 1. Red wine. Halloween-themed. Sort of. Post-Samhain, the 1st of November...

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Tower Hamlets Cemetery (with photos)

October 20th, 2018

I managed to tick another of the “Magnificent Seven” off my list this month. For anyone that doesn’t know, this is a list of famous Victorian cemeteries that were...

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