New Year’s Resolutions 2015

Here’s my obligatory list of New Year’s resolutions for the next year. New year, new me—and all that bollocks. It’s worth pointing out that this year I won’t be including “sleep with more girls or “get more tattoos, as these are lifetime missions, and not goals for the next year only.

1. Travel more
There’s so much of the world I want to see, so I’m determined to have at least one exciting holiday each year from now on. Russia, Morocco, Egypt, Iceland, Mexico, Germany, to name but a few.

2. Give up smoking
I’ve wanted to do this for ages now, and I’ve tried (and failed miserably) to quit several times in the past. This time, however, I’m more determined—and I can use the money I save for holiday spending money.

3. Be more healthy
In the last year, I’ve started to develop a beer belly, and this must stop, now! I won’t be joining a gym or doing anything mental like that, but if I generally start living in a more healthy way, that will be a good start. I’ve decided that I won’t be drinking in January and February of 2015 and as already mentioned, I’m knocking the fags on the head altogether. If I start doing some exercise, such as press-ups, sit-ups, jogging, swimming, dancing, etc., and eating better quality food, I’m sure I’ll feel a lot better for it.

4. Go to more gigs
I didn’t go to much live music last year, so I’m going to make the effort to go to more gigs and festivals. I also want to get back into the habit of writing about these experiences for Pennyblackmusic again.

5. Blog more
In addition to writing on a more regular basis for Pennyblackmusic, I intend to keep this blog up-to-date in 2015. Writing is a fun hobby, so I’m going to try not to neglect it this year.

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This blog post is intended as A JOKE and should not be taken seriously. In fact, everything I say is a joke (even this disclaimer). The views expressed here are my own (or stolen from other people down the pub). Facts may not be accurate, or could be poorly paraphrased gags borrowed from proper writers. But more likely, outright lies.
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