Gazza Glitter

True story this. One evening after work a few months ago, I was relaxing in the flat, Gary Glitter’s Rock ‘n’ Roll Part III pumping out on the stereo. Next thing, there’s a knock on the door. I doubted it would be an opportunity to bond with the neighbours; more likely it would be a complaint about the noise of some sort.

When I opened the door, two policeman were standing there. Before I had a chance to think, “We’re looking for a child…” they announced. While I was stood there with my massive handlebar moustache and Gary Glitter chanting “COME ON, COME ON” on the background. I panicked somewhat, and all I could manage to blurt out was “It wasn’t me!“. And then they thanked me and left.

I don’t know if this displays a certain amount of ineptitude, or remarkable astuteness on behalf of our police force; either they ignore glaring warning signals, or they knew that for me to be a paedo would just be too obvious.

The media have  strange relationship with paedofiles. They are over-zealous to denounce famous kiddy-fiddlers and show their hatred Рbut as only as long as they are a bit odd to begin with. In effect, the media want kids to be molested so that they can show their disgust. But if the crime is suspected by someone cool Рlike Pete Townsend of The Who Рit gets brushed aside.

Here’s a genuine advert that Gary Glitter made in the late 80s. What on earth were they thinking?!

Follow the link and read the comments below the article – very funny stuff. Is it ok to laugh at stuff like that?

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