Video - Capricorn

I’ve never been into horoscopes and astrology, in fact I think it’s a load of old bollocks. (I’m a Capricorn after all, and we’re very skeptical). That said, I’ve been reading up on personality traits of Capricorns – mainly out

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Sebastian Horsley Crucifixion

Video - Sebastian Horsley Crucifixion

Because it’s Easter I’d thought I’d share this youtube clip of the artist, Sebastian Horsley, being crucified. The video is totally real and quite unnerving, although you don’t actually see any blood. He doesn’t shout out when the nails go

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The Sebastian Horsley Guide to Whoring

Video - The Sebastian Horsley Guide to Whoring

I re-read one of my favourite books last week, Dandy in The Underworld by Sebastian Horsley. I first read the book a few years ago, and was so taken by it that I promptly went out a got a tattoo

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GG Allin Funeral

Video - GG Allin Funeral

This week I’m heading up to Staffordshire for a family funeral on Monday. I’m not really looking forward to it and it’ll be odd to see my family after so many years, but still, at least I’ll get a day

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RIP Joana and The Wolf (and Auntie Lilly)

Video - RIP Joana and The Wolf (and Auntie Lilly)

Sad news this week. Last week my aunt died. She was called Lilly and she was 83. She lived in Birmingham or somewhere like that. Hadn’t seen her for about 14 years, since my nan’s funeral in fact. Sadder still,

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Video - Trolling!

For me, 2011 was the year of the troll. For anyone who doesn’t know what the phrase means (apart from being an ugly slow-witted beastie), in internet parlance it’s anyone who causes trouble online. People that lurk in chat rooms,

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Hi-de-Hi Campers!

Video - Hi-de-Hi Campers!

I’m going on holiday to Butlins this weekend in Somerset. For anyone not in the UK, Butlins are those cheap and cheerful holiday camps that sprang up here after the war. They provided kiss-me-quick fun and light saucy entertainment. And

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The Pussy Cat Song

Video - The Pussy Cat Song

I like cats, me. I also like innuendo, but I’ve always found the phrase “pussy” to be a bit crass. That’s why I tend to say “minge” instead. This song, however, is all about “pussy” and is genuinely very funny.

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Stewart Lee

Video - Stewart Lee

I went to see Stewart Lee doing stand up comedy at the Leicester Square Theatre tonight. I didn’t have to pay for the tickets – they were donated to me by mate, Abbie – she was meant to be going

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Brixton Bastards and Electric Wizard

Video - Brixton Bastards and Electric Wizard

It’s been a while, but I don’t want you to forget me – so here I am blogging. I still don’t have internet access at home, so I’m sitting in an internet cafe typing this. I’ve never been inside one

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