Ted Hankey the Christmas Poo (and his tattoo)

Yesterday, flabby bald darts cunt, Ted Hankey, got knocked out of the BDO semi-finals, complaining about the air conditioning. Well he should try playing a game in our office then. Although I doubt he would; he’d only start complaining about

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Michael Jackson Zombie Tattoo

I’ve been itching to get a new tattoo since I got the last one, back in September at the London Tattoo Convention. Not really been able to afford it though. Then the other week I spotted that Melissa Szeto was

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I Love Prison

This tattoo isn’t new – I did it last year – but realised I hadn’t posted about it directly before. I did it myself using a needle and thread and it took about 3 hours of patience to poke it

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Prison Tattoo Video

Video - Prison Tattoo Video

Someone sent me this video via YouTube (@splattermac) because it made them “think of me”. It’s about 6 minutes long, but is well worth watching – it shows New York tattoo artist, Scott Campbell, making a prison-style tattoo machine and

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Bottom!

A while back I posted an appeal on here for help choosing a new text-based tattoo. And so about a month ago I got it done. I decided to go for “Common sense is not all that common” – partly

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3 Tattoos in 3 Days

I was very bored this weekend and at a bit of a loose end, so I ended up getting 3 new tattoos. Two of them were by Liam Sparkes at Shangri-la and the other one was by Ben Nuthink at

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Ego Surfing (because I’m worth it)

I did a little bit of “ego surfing” last night before bed. And why not? I’ve mentioned before that I’ll never be top of the rankings for “Tom Fogarty” – as there’s just too many famous Tom Fogartys about. Some

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Neglected Blog

Dear blog, sorry for neglecting you – I will start adding regular posts again soon. I promise. Love, Tom xxx In the meantime, here’s a picture of a sexy Russian criminal to keep you moist…

Russian Criminal Owl Tattoo

Not blogged in ages, been really busy. If you follow this Blog, you’ll know that a few weeks ago I went to Primavera Sound, and was quite excited about it. To mark the occasion I decided to get a tattoo

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List Mania 5: Tattoo Artists

It’s been a while, but I thought it was time for another Monday Night List Mania. I’ve not blogged much lately because I’ve been doing long hours at work, which has pretty much made me hate computers in my spare

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