20 March, 2012

The Sebastian Horsley Guide to Whoring

Filed under: Books, Video — Tags: , , — spiderwebdesign @ 22:36

I re-read one of my favourite books last week, Dandy in The Underworld by Sebastian Horsley. I first read the book a few years ago, and was so taken by it that I promptly went out a got a tattoo for Horsley when he died.

http://tomfogarty.com/blog/soho-tattoo

Horsley was a self-styled dandy, an artist and a massive smack head. During his career he had himself crucified out in the Philippines. Real nails through the palms and everything. He also slept with over a 1000 prostitutes.

I was slightly trepidatious before reading the book again – just in case it wasn’t as good the second time – but I’m glad to say I enjoyed it just as much. It’s probably the most funny thing I’ve ever read – one of those books where almost every line is quotable, and makes you want to steal from it and pass it off as your own. Very handy for obsessive twitter users like myself.

To finish, here’s a video of Horsley from youtube. It called The Sebastian Horsley Guide to Whoring and it’s well worth watching:

16 March, 2011

James Bond Books

Filed under: Books — Tags: , , — spiderwebdesign @ 21:40

I just finished reading On Her Majesty’s Secret Service by Ian Fleming. It’s one of the later James Books and like the rest, it’s pretty good. It’s the one where James Bond gets married and then his wife gets shot in the head. It not particularly sad though – as you know 007 will shag a load more women the following week.

I would thoroughly recommend any of the James Bond novels. Well, the original ones by Ian Fleming anyway.

I’ve decided I’m going to make a note of all the books I read this year. I’ve already forgotten most of what I read last year – I know I read Hawksmoor and London by Peter Ackroyd but that’s about it. And Scar Tissue by Anthony Keidis of Red Hot Chili Peppers.

So far this year, I’ve read: Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut, Fever Pitch by Nick Hornby and the book mentioned above. I used to read really quickly – but I try to read at a slower pace purposely these days.

I’ve just started reading White Line Fever – the autobiography of Lemmy from Motorhead. I think it’s going to annoy me to be honest. Books about people who have a lot of sex always do.

26 December, 2010

Happy Birthday Jesus!

Filed under: Art, Books, Tattoos — Tags: , , , , — spiderwebdesign @ 13:13

The best thing about Christmas Day is that you’re allowed to drink alcohol at 9:30 in the morning; it’s the one day of the year when it’s actually socially acceptable to behave like Oliver Reed. And I live that.

I got some good presents this year – a history book by Henry Mayhew called London Labour & The London Poor, a DVD called Video Nasties: The Definitive Guide, and The Russian Criminal Tattoo Encyclopaedia: Volume III. These all came from my mum – and they may sound like odd presents – but it’s great gifts like these that have made into the sensible, well-adjusted role model I am today.

I also received loads and loads of pants.

If you want to find out why read here: http://tomfogarty.com/blog/no-pants

Videos nasties have appealed to me since I was a teenager – I liked the  lurid box covers you used to see in video shops, with titles such as Cannibal Terror, Don’t Look in The Basement and I spit on Your Grave. In fact, along with the trailers, the box art and crude titles are better the actual films themselves.

Russian criminal tattoos have also been a big influence in my life, and are part of the reason I’m scared to set foot in Russia in case I’m murdered.

Anyway, here’s a festive clip that’s sums up the feel of Christmas for me:

9 December, 2010

Coincidence

Filed under: Books, Music, Random — Tags: , , , , — spiderwebdesign @ 21:19

I posted a blog entry earlier in the week, moaning about being 30 soon. I realised afterwards that this was also the day – 30 years before – that John Lennon got shot. John Lennon was in a band called the Beatles, you might have heard of them? My favourite Beatles song is called Why Don’t We Do It In The Road, but that’s beside the point.

http://tomfogarty.com/blog/big-30

Coincidences seems to happen to me in bookshops also. When I was about 12 I became obsessed with snooker. I used to get a book out of the library regularly called Improve Your Snooker. It was an old book, probably written in the 80s (when snooker ruled the world) – by Clive Everton. I liked the book so  much that I decided to buy it, but was told that it was long out of print. I asked at the library if they would like to sell it, but they said nay. Then a couple of months later I visted my nan, who lived in Rainham, Kent – in the countryside. There was a small second-hand bookshop near where she lived and by complete coincidence, they had a copy of the book for £2.50. Still got the book to this day.

Similar thing happened recently – I found a copy of Scar Tissue by Anthony Kiedis (lead singer with the Red Hot Chili Peppers) in a charity shop in Peckham. I wasn’t even looking for it – but I’d been meaning to read it and it just popped out at me. I’m half way through reading it at the moment – it’s a good read, but I’m not to keen on him now. Probably because he’s had a really fun life and slept with loads of women, took loads of drugs and still isn’t dead. And he’s also got cool tattoos.

4 December, 2010

ART!

Filed under: Announcements, Art, Books, Cinema, Film, Music, Random — Tags: , , , , — spiderwebdesign @ 21:57

“My art keeps me sane”. This is my favourite line from David Cronenberg’s film, Scanners.

I’m something of a renaissance man myself, what with my web design, blogging, and home tattooing. Actually this is a lie; I’m a total philistine  - but I do like the idea of being an aesthete  individual. When I was a teenager I was very “arty”, but I became a cynic in my early twenties and gave up my doodling.

Before that though, I did an Art A ‘level – I enjoyed going to life drawing classes (and not just for the female nudity on display!). And I also used to make stuff out of clay. Once I made an ashtray of a gargoyle, holding open it’s enlarged vagina. I gave it to my mother as a gift. She still has it to this day (even though she’s never actually smoked in her life).

Then at university I had aspirations to be an author. The only trouble is, writing a book takes true skill and dedication (neither of which I have). I still would like to write an non-fiction book about the Bedlam mental hospital one day – I’m sure that’ll be a bestseller.

Then on to film directing. I made this video while I was at university (the second time round), but I didn’t get a good mark for it:

The only thing I’ve never really tried is making music. I did buy a guitar once, but I couldn’t tune the bloody thing so I ended up selling it at a car boot sale.

Recently though I’ve had a bit of a re-think. I’d like to be creative again – but as a hobby – and just for the fun of it…

I might take up knitting and make some really funky jumpers or something…

21 November, 2010

London: The Biography by Peter Ackroyd

Filed under: Art, Books, London Life — Tags: , , , , — spiderwebdesign @ 13:56

Just finished reading this and it’s really good; highly recommended. It’s a hefty tome – nearly 800 pages – but it’s a real page turner. I’ve always been interested in history, particularly that of London, and I learned loads of new things from this book. It’s also made me want to go and visit loads of key London sites and areas that I’ve never been to before.

I also appreciate how Ackroyd seems to focus on the seedier, grimier and poorer aspects of life London, as this is what often interests me about the city.

Although the scope of this book is huge, there are some areas where it is lacking. Perhaps Ackroyd overlooked them, as he felt they have been covered many times before. Still, I would have like to see mention of them in “THE book about London” (as the cover states. These include:

Parliament – when was it established? When was Downing Street built? Is London traditionally Conservative, Liberal etc? Original London mayoral tradition (before it was reestablished circa 2000). The effect of the “Labour Isn’t Working” campaign in the late 70s/early 80s. The effect that the buying of council houses has had across the city and to the working classes.

Monarchy – barely mentioned at all.

Gansters – Krays and Richardsons et al. Also modern street gangs.

Fashions – how they have changed through the centuries.

Youth culture – skinheads, punks etc

Jack The Ripper case

The tube system – tube distasters (Bethnal Green, Moorgate). Design of the tube map (and how it bends reality/distance)

West London – also North-West and South-West (doesn’t really get a mention).

Terrorism – although the book predates recent Jihad fears, could have mentioned the Iranian Embassy siege in the 80s and IRA bombs.

Modern music scene.

Cinema/film – Ealing etc

Modern art.

Animals – pets and the effect that urbanisation has had upon wildlife, such as birds and foxes in the capital.

The transition from horses/carriages to cars.

Big Ben? When was it built?

Iconic read buses and telephone boxes – when were this established?

Taxi drivers – “The knowledge”

“Magnificent Seven” Cemeteries

Schooling – when did it come into effect

Healthcare – same as above

Robert Peel

25 August, 2010

Lonely London

Filed under: Books, London Life — Tags: , , , , — TomFOGARTY @ 22:51

Recently I’ve been re-reading a lot of books from my university days (first time round when I did English Lit. and Philosophy). I didn’t read anything properly while I was there, mainly because I was very lazy.

Anyway, I just finished reading Hawksmoor by Peter Akroyd (the bloke who does the London histories and stuff). It’s a fictionalised account of Nicholas Hawksmoor, one of London’s key architects after The Great Fire of London. It switches back and forth through time and uses Magical Realism techniques to play around with the concepts of time and historical accuracy. I’m really into history, particularly about London and I highly recommend the book.

On Sunday I was supposed to be meeting a friend in central London for lunch but got stood up at the last minute. On a whim I decided to stay on the bus till the last stop, which happened to be London Bridge. Then I decided to walk along the Thames from Tower Bridge to Westminster. Popped into The Tate Modern and took in the views from all the bridges along the way (in order: Tower Bridge, London Bridge, Southwark Bridge, Millennium Bridge, Blackfriars Bridge, Waterloo Bridge, Hungarford Bridge, Westminster Bridge). And I popper into the Black Friar for a pint along the way too.

One of the best things about London is the street names; you can really feel the history there. Broken Wharf is the only one that sticks in my mind at the moment, but I passed loads more that I can’t remember right now.

It’s quite strange being in London sometimes; it’s a really busy city, there always seems to be loads going on and you’re always surrounded by loads of people. And yet there are times when you can walk through its streets and it feels like the loneliest place in the world.

But I hate leaving things on a negative note, so I’ll add that I went out to a gig on Tuesday with good company and had a really fun evening!



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