Horoscopes… (Horror Scope?)

I don’t usually bother with horoscopes as I think they’re nonsense. But that’s only because I’m a Capricorn and we’re very skeptical… Had a look in a horoscope book recently, what with being 30 and all. It not only had

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30 Years Old – And Still Not Dead!

I got some more pants for my birthday. I also got this fantastic card from Paul Shinn. I’ve been pestering him to do a picture of me riding on a giant bee for years now, so long in fact, that

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Site Updates – Share & Follow Links

I’ve been a bit busy lately, so I’ve neglected this blog somewhat – but I am going to try and catch up over the next couple of days. I’ve introduced some new features: There is a list of the social

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Behold! The Gary Glitter Twitter Bot

It’s alive… PLEASE NOTE – The Gary Glitter Twitter Bot was developed as a joke. I am not a nonce, I do not run paedofile rings. Now, onto the post… I was bored over the festive season, so I decided

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Happy Birthday Jesus!

Video - Happy Birthday Jesus!

The best thing about Christmas Day is that you’re allowed to drink alcohol at 9:30 in the morning; it’s the one day of the year when it’s actually socially acceptable to behave like Oliver Reed. And I live that. I

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East London Tattoo Exhibition (Russian Criminal)

Made my way over to the Russian Criminal Tattoo Exhibition in East London. It was really good, but tiny – and they wouldn’t let me take any pictures. Most of the pictures were taken from Danzig Baldaev’s collection of photos,

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Upside Exhibition / Downside / Darkside

This is a picture of me by Paul Shinn. It was part of of a bigger picture that featured the faces of 100(?) of his other friends. Presumably, he only chose the lookers out of his 367 Facebook friends(+)… It

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London – You’re a Lady

I love living in London, and feel a very strong connection to it. It’s a very busy, heavily-populated place, but can also very unfriendly and lonely. Walking around it’s streets though, you can’t help but feel the history. These lyrics

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The Thunderbolt

Got stood up twice in one day today! Well sort of. I was meant to be meeting an old friend this evening but then she cancelled at lunchtime. Then I was going to go out with some people from work,

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30th Birthday Loometh

Right, it keeps creeping closer; I’m going to be 3o-years old in about a week. Although I’m not totally dreading it, I’m not taking it as well as I thought I would… Several friends have recently had 3oth birthdays though,

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