How To Grow a Handlebar Moustache

Tom Fogarty moustache - 12 weeks

Follow these handy tips and you, too, can grow your very own handlebar moustache *. And I should know because I am an expert in the field. (*might not work for girls) Step 1 Stop shaving your top lip. This

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Blog Updates – Imported Archived Posts

I’ve imported a load of my old blog posts from now defunct blogs (WordPress, Blogger etcetera). Personal favourites: Moustache Growing Documentation Photoshop Tattoos I always look so happy in photos…

Nosy Cat!

Been a bit down lately; not that happy with how my life’s turned out… and I’m not looking forward to being 30. I think I’ve been listening to music by The The too much – although it’s great stuff –

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Alex Higgins Vs Jimmy White 1982

Video - Alex Higgins Vs Jimmy White 1982

Been watching snooker on telly this week – not been that exciting to be honest – mainly because I don’t know who anyone is this year! Anyway, here’s my favourite  snooker clearance of all time: Alex Higgins vs. Jimmy White

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Time To Get Fit

Decided to get myself in shape. Actually I’m already pretty healthy (I’m the kind of person who goes up the stairs instead of taking the lift, and walks up escalators even though they move in that direction anyway). It’d be

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Sebastian Horsley

Being an up-to-date topical blog that covers breaking news and stuff, I thought I’d better comment on the passing of Sebastian Horsley. From back in June, ahem… Horsley was an artist/raconteur/heroin-addict who slept with over 1000 prostitues, and lived in

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Influence Map

Everyone’s making influence maps at the moment so I thought I’d have a bash. I used to be quite “arty” at school, but then I went off to university and became bitter, cynical and pessimistic. I haven’t really picked up

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Nunhead Cemetery (with pictures)

Nunhead Cemetery

Went to Highgate Cemetery the other week and took some pictures, so I though I’d do the same at Nunhead Cemetery. They’re both in The Magnificent Seven, London – I’m thinking of visiting all of them if I can be arsed.

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Cactus News!

Cactus

I know the real reason people read this blog is to monitor my cactus activity… Disaster! My cactus (or should that be “cacti” – I have more than one?) – well anyway – its become infected with some bastard mushroom

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What’s In a Name?

Tom Fogarty - Finger Tattoo

I’m not an ego-surfer in particular, but recently I have  been entering my name into Google rather a lot. Not out of vanity, but instead to see how highly Google indexes my site based on certain keywords – mainly my

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